Table 16 seat 9.
Holy shit this table is small. Apparently we're on a stud table. Who's genius idea was to have a PLO game on a stud table?
12,000 in chips (I think, can't be bothered to count) and 40 minute levels (i think, I can't be bothered to turn around and look at the clock.)
Seat 1: RWG
Seat 2: empty
Seat 3: Random Euro... Oops, he's busto.
Seat 4: RWG
Seat 5: RAG who got all of the Euro's chips
Seat 6: RWG with a grizzly Adams beard who thinks we play all the time together at the Bike.
Sear 7: RWG who's falling asleep at the table.
Seat 8: RWG aka the Hillbilly. Y'all.
Seat 9: JD fuckin N. Respect bitches.
I decide to play more aggressive poker today. I wonder how horribly this will fail.
I guess we started with 10k in chips. I finally turned around and looked at the clock.
Hey that means I have more than starting stack! Sahweet!
Grizzly Adams beard guy is officially the worst PLO8 player ever. He's followed closely by the Hillbilly. They just played a 10k pot that was won by a pair of kings.
The fatest dealer in the nugget is now at our mini table. Thank gawd this is the first table to break.
Grizzly Adams has a lisp and it's fuckin' hilarious.
Brainfart! I'm out.
I played a hand so badly that I'm embarrassed to recount it here.
So I run over to Binions to play the $500 HORSE.
Table 21 seat 7
It smells like French toast in here.
20K in chips, aiyeah! That's a lot of nuts. 20 mins per game. Lame. That means we'll be playing 3 times as many hand of hold'em compared to any other game. Laaaaaame.
Seat 1: Frumpy looking white guy. FLWG?
Seat 2: Ginger Canadian who won the $1500 HORSE last year at the WSOP
Seat 3: RYPG who I've played with before.
Seat 4: RWG. Kinda frumpy but it's a HORSE tournament at Binions. What else should have I expected?
Seat 5: ROWG
Seat 6: Random Old Black Guy with a frumpy white mustache.
Seat 7: JD Brianfart N
Seat 8: Random White Lady with hairy forearms.
I put on a stud 8 clinic to go on a 8k upswing and go into the break with 26K.
I get moved to table 19 seat 4. Frumpy white mustache guy is here and I'm sitting between two women. Indeed!
Our 1st hand of Omaha takes almost 6 minutes to complete. The dealer sucks as I had to tell him to stack the chips up for a split pot game and he waited till the river to do it.
And he shuffles slow. Bah!
Man this a redonkalous structure. We're already at 500/1000. Average is 22k. 22 big blinds per person and only 5 hours into the tourney.
I sound like Allen Kessler.
Finally get a playable razz hand but it's the first hand of stud. Getting blinded down fast. Lame!
On the last hand before break in stud 8 I get heads up with one of the table idiots. With 4 clubs showing I bet 3000 on 6th street. Seat 6 calls.
On 7th street I bet blind and make sure he sees it. Numbnuts tanks for all of 1 minute and calls with two pair 9s and 7s. Moron. I hope I hit that flush.
I look at my last card it's a 3. They that's trip 3s. Ship it!
I play goot!
30K on break.
I go on but of a heater in hold'ed and get up to 42k before I get cold decked by seat 9 in hands to go back down to 30k.
Holy jeebus! We've already lost half the field.
Well I played that omaha hand poorly. 9 high flush and seat 9 called me down with aces full. 19k.
Just saw a guy get all in during razz with 10 9 10 showing vs A A 2, and he was actually ahead but ended up losing.
I guess I just save all my big hands for the last of the level. I get a guy all in with A 2 3 6 Q vs seat 4's A 2 3 4 T. Shit. I thought I was way ahead. Thank gawd for the 5 on 7th that gave me the pot.
Then I manage to lose 9k on the first hand of stud I play vs what could be Allen Kessler's older brother.
Then I have buried aces with a ten showing and the Frumpy guy from the 1st table calls with Q showing.
4th street is another ace. Bet. Call.
On 5th I hit an 8. Bet. Call.
6th brings another 8. He now has a pair of 3s on the board so I have to figure him for queens up. I check. He bets.
I raise him to 12,000, yeah blinds are big, and I only have 300 left.
He calls the 300 on 7th and the pot is shipped to me! 52K.
Yeah boy! I'm above average with 33 peeps left.
42K going into dinner break.
Think I ate a gut bomb at dinner. Might puke. I probably deserve it for eating at a fast food Indian place on Fremont Street.
First hand I play in hold'em I got 2 red queens. Big blind calls the raise.
The flop is As Ks 8s. Check. I bet. Call.
The turn is the Kc. Check check.
Guy checks in the dark.
River is the Qc. Ding!
Bet. Call. I show my hand. He shakes his head in disbelief. Well, that's what happens when you let me get free cards. Haha!
We consolidate down to 3 tables.
I got 60K and average is 66,666.
The last hand of hold'em, again, and Allen Kessler's older brother raise from the button. The small blind moves all in for 11K.
I call with Ac8c.
The Chainsaw's bro says "complete" and gets the bet up to 14K.
I call. The flop is Jc Tc Js.
The turn is 5s. Bet. Call.
The river is 3s. The guy that was all in walks away. I bet. The bro disgustingly throws his hand away.
I show my A8 to collect the pot and he yells, "that beats me!"
Down to 16 peeps. I got 126K.
And after 2 hands of razz I'm out. With levels at 5,000/10,000 I get fucked with a wheel draw on 4th street in the 1st hand. In the 2nd hand, I think I river a wheel but I forgot that I need a 3 and now I have bull shit.
So... fucking... frustrated...