All is good.
I get to the Venetian but I forgot my players card. No worries. I'll just get another one from the guy at the table that looks like Jimmy Fricke's mini me.
I buy in for $340 and the TD tells me that it's $350 if I want the extra 2000 in chips for the dealer bonus. I say no thanks. (mostly cause I'm too lazy to dig through my pocket to find another $10).
After they take the 2000 out if my stack I realize that my iPod isn't charged. But that's ok, I have a back up. It's all good.
$10,000 in chips, 40 minute levels.
Table 16 seat 6
Table draw aka Holy shit I swear I'm in Atlantic City!:
The table is full bedazzled shirts and looks to be 80% east coasters. This should a great table.
Annnnd then it breaks. But that's ok, the next table is going to be even better.
I get to the new table with 9725.
Table 71 seat 9
Table draw:
Seat 1: Random Black Guy wearing a WSOPC ring on each hand. Tacky!
Seat 2: Random White Guy with an Ed Hardy shirt.
Seat 3: Random Older White Guy with a Jagermiester hat on.
Seat 4: Random Younger White Guy with a voice like Louis Armstrong.
Seat 5: Random Asian Guy. SAG factor: low. Ed Hardy shirt is a go!
Seat 6: Random White Guy with lots of studs and shiny things on his hat and shirt. Brand unknown.
Seat 7: Random Older White Guy.
Seat 8: A younger version of Miami John that doesn't speak English.
Seat 9: JDN
Seat 10: Busted as soon as I sat down.
Hey there's Jon Friedberg! He comes over say hi and I pick up AK. Sweet! I get it all in on the river when the board runs out 8s 7c Kc 7h Ad. The RBG with the rings calls and I double up. Thanks Friedberg.
A few hands later Friedberg is back after busting on his first hand played and I pick up KK and take down the 10k pot on the turn.
Wow Friedberg is a lucky bitch. We should go to the craps table. Lady luck is on my side when he's around.
24k at break.
Back from break and I see a raised multiway flop with AK. The flop comes out Ad Kh 2h. The Ed Hardy Asian, who, btw also has an Ed Hardy hoodie and was the original raiser, bets out 2400. I raise him to 6500. Rest of the table folds.
He moves all in. I call and he shows AQ. Dominated. Sahweet!
The turn is a Q. But it's ok. I know I'm not going to get bad beat.
The river is a 3. See? Positive thinking. It works for me sometimes.
Dave Stann aka Hollywood Dave is at the table behind me and he just got the floor called on him for too much ass crack. Ha. Guess he's trying to be a plumber too.
The super bedazzled/studded guy in seat 6 is officially the human rain delay.
Table break! I really liked that table. But it's ok because my next table will be even better.
Nothing really interesting going on at table 53 except the Asian guy in seat 7 with about 70k in front of him.
I'm back in seat 9.
I bust a guy for a 20k pot when my A high flush bests his J high flush
Now I got 70K.
4:10pm: iPod dies. But it's ok. I have a backup.
A little over 70K at break.
Thinking about betting on the Fedor fight.
After break I decide to turn up the heat on these motherfuckers... Heineken!
Then the waitress forgets my beer. But it's ok. She'll be back around in no time.
I run my first successful bluff of the day when I fire a bullet on turn and river on a board of A Q Q K 2 with 33. I put the big guy in seat 6 on a weak ace or a medium pair. He checked every street to me so I knew he didn't really like his hand and I knew he didn't have a queen after the check call on the turn.
9000 value looking bet on river and he folds it.
88K.
The super SAG in seat 7 is trying his hardest to dust off all his chips. He's sitting on 30k now. Down 100k. Oops.
I dunno if it was a bad play or not but I check raised a guy on a K 7 Q to 15000 with AJ. He tanked it for a few minutes before saying nice hand and putting all his chips in the middle. Moron. He had KJ and it held.
Down to 60k. But that's ok because I'm still 20k above average.
I bust the crazy Asian lady in seat 10 with 55 vs her AQ. I get about 24k from her.
I go into the break with about 90k.
First hand after break the Super SAG raises to 11600 under the gun with blinds at 800/1200. Wait what?
I look down at JJ. The SAG has about 30k left and he's so damn fishy. I raise to 30K. It gets back around to him and he calls pretty quick with the Ac6c.
:-)
He flops a 6 but I river a jack. Haha!
126K. Yeah boy!
Overheard in the bathroom at break: Did you guys pee on your fingers?
Stopped taking notes after dinner break because I ate at Chipotle and went into food coma. My phone was also dying so I twitted a little bit and here they are:
120k at dinner break. Average 50k. 88 players left. 36 pay. I like my spot.
7:37 PM Nov 3rd from Echofon
Rocking 160k with 50 players left got a bunch of Internet nerds at my table.10:41 PM Nov 3rd from Echofon
Busted 5 from the money. Had double average with 10 to the money. FML. I hate poker.11:51 PM Nov 3rd from Echofon
This is how I roll.
And there goes my positive attitude.
JDN
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