Heartland Poker Tour Main Event

I win $100 playing video poker before the start of the tourney, so this trip to the Red Rock Casino won't be a total waste no matter what.

I get to my seat, the tourney starts, I win a couple of hands, I'm feeling good... And the... Holy Shit!!

I jump outta my seat and b-line it to the restroom.

I pass Tiffany-Michelle on the way and say, "hicanttalkGOTTAPOOP!!!"

I make it to a clean vessel no less than two seconds from detonation.

Whyaaaaaaaarrrrfgggghhhhhhhh!!!!1!



Once back in the pokerroom, I feel 5 pounds lighter and ready to get it going!

So I promptly bluff off 7K in chips while I was playing the board. I put the guy on a flush draw and when it didn't get I was agressible. He made the crying call on a paired board with middle pair.

Table 8 Seat 7

15,000 in chips, 40 minute levels, shitty structure.

Table draw:

Seat 1: RWG. I've taken half of his chips, then handed them over to seat 8.
Seat 2: ROWG that I played with in the super satellite. He sucks.
Seat 3: ROWG sporting the gold necklace and hairy chest circa 1983
Seat 4: Doug "The Toolbox" Lee
Seat 5: ROWG aka Shakes. His hands are twitching like a mofo.
Seat 6: Vinny Vinh. He smells like stale cigarettes.
Seat 7: JDN
Seat 8: RWG who I gave 7K to for being r'tarded.
Seat 9: Random Asian Guy, def not a SAG.
Seat 10: RPG

Doug Lee out! He play bad.

17K at break.

Down to 11,500 by virtue of checkdowns. Awesome.

I think I lose the minimum preflop with TT in the big blind when the RPG in seat 10 limp reraises to 12K. He shows AA.

8K.

Vinny Vinh out. So is the Poker Kat.

6K. I don't like this trend.

Jon Friedberg get moved to the table next to me and has 50K. FML.

The old guy that took Vinny Vinh's seat is wearing a WSOP bracelet. It had to be the seniors event in 92.

I move all in with 77 in early position and everyone folds. Pussys.

Its raised by the button while I'm in the small blind with QJ and I snap move in for the rest of my chips. The button snap calls with KQ.

GG.

JDN