5.06.2008

The Greatest Story Evar? Possibly Yes.

During the Bellagio Championship (congrats David Chiu) a story came to light that a friend shared with me and I in turn will publish on the world wide web.

The story starts with a girl. She’s frantic. She’s yelling. She’s at the main cage trying to cash out but they will not honor the $500 value of the chip. Why won’t they honor it? Well, the chip clearly states that it has “no cash value.”

This girl is a working girl and she has been paid by, and all signs point to, a poker player. A player who wished to procure her services for the price of 1 $500 tournament chip.

Now what is the bigger sin? Ripping off a hooker or stealing tournament chips?

Word from the floor is that it happens all the time and that there’s more. No!

Yes. Another facet to the scam is that a poker player will hire a prostitute for a set amount of money. Say $600. Once the deed is done, 5 minutes later, and its time to pay up, the poker player will tell the pro that they only have a $1000 chip. A $1000 tournament chip. Of course they need change.

So not only are they stealing tournament chips and ripping off dumb hookers, they’re also turning a profit. That’s positive EV.

JDN

1 comment:

CA Heifner said...

Why didn't I think of this?