Table 74 seat 4.
15,000 in chips, 40 minute level. Game on!
Table draw:
Seat 1: Possible Euro but... I only say that because he's wearing white capris and sandals. He also has a tattoo on his arm that says "I DEAL IN LEAD.". WTF does that mean? Then he talks with a Southern drawl. I'm confused here.
Seat 2: RWG that looks like he bought his outfit at Metro Park. Too much going on there to describe. His gf is also sitting behind me on the rail which is annoying.
Seat 3: RAG that busts and is replaced by a ROWG
Seat 4: RAG
Seat 5: JDN. Oops I guess I'm in 5 and not 4. Too lazy to correct it.
Seat 6: ROWG
Seat 7: RYWG with a Jew Fro.
Seat 8: RAG.
Seat 9: Faux Euro with some horrid looking hair plugs. I wish could take a picture. With his hair line it looks like a stringy triangle on top of his head.
Seat 10: RYWG
Wait! Why am I only getting two cards here? And what's this no limit thing all about?
It's been a while go easy on me.
I DEAL IN LEAD (which I now think must be a line from Gunsmoke or Kenny Loggins) busts when he pushs in preflop with 8h 9h with 75 big blinds. Now the nonsense tattoo makes sense.
A RPG with a very bedazzled shirt takes his place.
I pick up AA in the 75/150 level and after a preflop raise I see a flop of 8d 9d 4s with the faux Euro. He check raises me to 2500. Hmmm. He's either got top pair or a flush draw. I briefly consider a set but I decide I can't be that unlucky already.
So I reraise him to 6000. I leave myself enough to fold if he moves in. Not that I would actually fold, I just want the option. He thinks for a few seconds before calling. Ha! Gotcha bitch!
The turn is another 4 and he checks to me. I move in for 7000.
They've sent two alternates to the table without chips. The Venetian is slowly turning into a Harrahs property.
In a multiway limped pot I flop a set of 7s on a Q T 7 flop. I bet out and get called by the ROWG to my right. He def has a Q.
The turn is a J. I bet out again. It takes him a few moments of thought before he calls. He really wanted to raise there. He's got QJ.
The river is a Q. Fuck!
I check he bets 1K into a 5K pot. Is that a value bet? Now I think he might have AQ or KQ. Only a moron would make that bet. Right? It's only 1K. I call.
He shows QJ. Lame!
I show him my smaller full house and he says, "I didn't know you were that strong."
"Next time I'll tell you by betting." I reply.
20K at first break.
I pretty much just play small ball for the next few level and get up to 32K before I play 77 vs the ROWG to my left. Again. He's my pocket 7s mush.
Needless to say I somehow lose 11K in the hand. Down to 17K.
In the last hand before break I pick up a nice 6K pot with AQ (I know, crazy!) and get up around 21K.
21K at break.
Had to lay down JJ to the kid in seat 10 after he put the squeeze on our raise and call. I showed him the jacks and he was mildly surprised. Maybe it wasn't a squeeze but he's one of two other peeps at this table that know what a squeeze is.
20K at color up.
Good gawd it freezing in here!
Just trying to hang on until dinner break so I can go to Chipotle and service my burrito addiction. I'll probably go there anyway, since I'm an addict.
In the big blind I call a 2700 raise from the faux Euro with Tc 7c. The flop comes T 8 6. I bet 5100 he calls. The turn is a Q. Hmmm. I check.
He thinks for a bit, long enough to figure out that he doesn't have anything, before he moves in for 9000 something. I call pretty quick and he shows Ad Kd.
Gotta fade 11 outs... and I do. Double up to 40Kish. Sweet.
Oh look at that. Beth "The Cougar" Shak is now following me on Twitter. Who's a bad kitty?
The table breaks and I get moved to a much warmer part of the casino.
This new table has a couple of RPGs, a RAG, and 1 lone ginger with a creepy soul patch. He looks like Shaft from Youngblood.
A few minutes before break I call an all in from a short stack with 44. He shows 9s 7s and he flops the ten high straight. WTF? Is he related to Jeremiah Smith?
41,700 at dinner break.
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Hi my name is JD and I have a problem...
I come back from dinner and lose 10K by calling preflop raises and check folding the flop.
Then the table breaks and I get moved to a table with a ton of chips. Awesome.
First hand dealt to me and I look down a 66. There was a raise in early position and I call. The flop is T 8 5. The old guy, who already had the chips in his hand, bets out 15K. I move in.
It takes him a few moments to call and I flip over my 66. He looks at the board, looks at his hand and looks at mine. I gotta be good here right?
It takes him about 30 seconds to turn over his hand, 77.
Nice slow roll douche bag.
Busto.
JD
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