So I start out the day with a burrito from Poquito Mas, walk over to Hot Rod afterwards and buy a pair of Chukas, because new shoes are always lucky, and I make it from West LA to the Commerce in 20 minutes.
Those are all pretty good signs.
4000 in chips
40 minute levels
High card for the button
High card for the game... Stud 8
Autobots rollout!!!
Table 25 seat 1 (That sucks)
Seat 1: JDN (LAME!!!)
Seat 2: RPG
Seat 3: Young tight kid from the other Omaha tourney. He must not be stoned today cause he's talking to the table.
Seat 4: ROPG
Seat 5: RWG
Seat 6: ROWG that has a huge red nose that looks like a used cock.
Seat 7: RAndom Mexican Guy
Seat 8: ROWG
See these are the type of tables I'm used to. Lots of crotchey old dudes.
We start in stud 8 and early on I hit broadway on 7th street with Kings showing against two low draws. Or so I think.
I raise seat 8 and seat 6 folds his busted low draw. Seat 8 reraises me with 3s showing. I guess he's got a low straight. Prob gonna chop anyway so I just call.
He's got rolled down 6s for 6s full of 3s... It fucking never ends.
I win I nice sized pot in Omaha to get back to starting stack. I'm pretty amazed that the board didn't pair to kill mah flush.
Sweet! I get to be the bring in for 6 out of 8 hands in stud.
The dealer just tried to shuffle the cards and lost her handle of the deck, thus showering me in cards. Awesome.
I finally win a big hand when I fill up on 7th street agaist Cocknose's aces up.
4600 at break. I'm above starting stack! It pays to play like a crotchey old man.
Get off my lawn!!!
We have a r'tarded dealer who's never chopped a pot or dealt Omaha. Seat 8 is chopping pots for her.
I try to bluff the Latin guy on a Q J J 4 8 board in Omaha. I raised him on the turn representing a J and he called me down with top pair. It's good.
The very next hand I flop quad jacks, get reraises on the turn and the guy in seat 2 folds to my capped bet. Bah!
Cocknose has been all in predflop twice with 175 and 125 left in chips respectively. I also had him all in in razz with my A 2 3 4 draw vs his 8 7 5 draw. He won.
He did the same thing to the kid on seat 3. I'm changing his name to Cocknose the Cockroach.
The Mexican and Cocknose the cockroach should probably start a club. They're both morons who just seem to win through ignorance.
Cocknose the Cochroach finally busts.
Starting stack at 2nd break.
First hand back from break I have the big blind. I have TTT8 and win the hand with a straight. Sweet.
I didn't write anything after that so I have to assume I busted in some horrible fashion.
JDN
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